Entry 50: Ol Renny #1: I’m The Greatest Bitch This World Ever Done Seen!

I’ve lived so long

Seen many things

Most call me the woman in white

However don’t confuse me with an old urban legend

I don’t vanish, nor do I hitchhike.

No, ol’ Renny don’t do none of that shit!


There are too many fucking psychos out in Black Winter.

Have you learned nothing about this town?

Excuse me…where are my manners

I’m a sweet ol gal if you get to know me.


You can trust me.

When has an old lady every done anything evil?

Anyways, while you think of an answer to that I want to warn you of something.

No doubt you be hearing of this Man In Black lately…

He is no man. Fuckers around here read too many books and are going to get you confused and shit!

Devil in Black would be a more apt description

This isn’t some one from a storybook

I’m going to let you in on a little secret.

The answer to the dot code.

Would you like that?

The answer is

.A .x2=B and so on.  Every space is a new letter.

Don’t say ol Renny never did you any good.

Doubt that Sinister is going to appreciate my gabbing.

That is the only answer you are going to get out of Renny though

I don’t flap my gums for everyone.

I will let you do all the digging in older entries to find out what everything says.

It won’t seem like much, but it is important.

Oh, and if you see that ol Devil in Black

Tell him ol Renny kindly says fuck off!

He will get what I am speaking of.

Till next time. I think Sinister is aware I’m hijacking shit!

-Ol Renny #1: I’m the greatest bitch this world ever done seen-

P.S.- Yes, I titled that myself.  😉

P.P.S.- I chose the image too. Why? I’m a classy bitch that’s why! I mean…I’m a sweet old lady, with an edge!


Entry 48: Sin & Consequence

If I told you I could absolve you of sin

That I could set you on the right path again

Would you believe me?

If I heard your confession

Told you to say your hailmarys and you are forgiven

Would you be thankful?

Say I heard you say that you murdered someone today

Do you think I would keep it a secret?

There is so much filth and sin I think it likely you would never tell me

Instead, you would likely continue to ruminate in your sins

Enjoying your pleasures, swearing you are more powerful than God

Assuming you believe in some great deity…

Excuse me now, I must confess to something of my own

I served my God for so long and yet here I am

He cast me in this cess pit of sin

I swore my life to him

Gave up all things fleshly and sin

I repented of all my past wrongs

I was bathed in the spirit of God

I became a priest

Yet this is what he has done to me?

If you hear my confession could you point me in the direction

Of someone more deserving than me?

Why am I here and not in heaven?


An organ begins to play…In its notes there are whispers, perhaps a demon?

Priest, if you would please

You are so full of shit!

You are a liar!

Masquerading as a man of faith

You claim to be wronged by God

Like you have somehow been robbed

I think we both know, why you sit here and not behind those pearly gates

SILENCE! Listen here demon

I will not tolerate your lies,

Your slanderous cries


I am a man of God

I have done no wrong

In which to deserve this fate!


My voice is vicious 

I bathe in Sin

I love fear, lies, hate

I laugh when people are dealt a shit fate!

Still…listen closely…

I know and love what I am…

I don’t sit and cry wondering why I’m not in heaven

All the while ignoring my sin

Like young Kara, who you fucked

In the very waters you claim redeemed you to your Heavenly Father!

No! Lies! I never desecrated this most sacred place!

I would never do something so unholy

In a place of power, a place of peace…A pl-


You loved the feel of committing such a deadly sin

The rush you felt to then claim you were a holy man!

Oh what a beautiful farce!

SHUT UP! I’m sick of your lies!

You loved her cries, her screams of ecstasy!

No! I-

Placed your faith between her knees

Howling as she screamed in pleasure

A bliss beyond measure!

I pray in the lords name please banish this foul demon from

This holy place, rid this man who abuses his power

This waste of faith
I pray for faith

Send him straight to hell!
I need your strength!

Please God end his suffering
Please God end my suffering

Rid the world of this evil!
Rid the world of this evil!

Kill this false prophet where he stands!
Kill this demon where he stands!

In Jesus name I pray (hiss!) AMEN!
In Jesus name I pray AMEN!

Silence…all music stops…is the demon gone?

A new voice, so charismatic and smooth now echoes through the room…

Oh priest…please he heard not your words

How do you expect to be redeemed or show you even deserve this 2nd chance

When you can’t even be honest about what you have done?

I know your sin runs much deeper than this

Despite my overzealous servants hate

He isn’t wrong, you are a flawed man who presently is being given a better fate

A chance you don’t deserve

But don’t worry…I’ll wait…

Soon you will be home

A place quite warm

I assure you there is plenty of room

For sinners like you…

A twisted smile appears on this mans face, His black stained teeth tell the priest everything…

Why God? Why have you forsaken me?

I’m sorry for any wrong I have done but these are lies at best!

The man in black lights a cigarette…

Please! I am on my knees, begging you for reprieve!

A great irony indeed…

God, get rid of this man in black

I banish you back to Hell!

I invoke Christs name!

I expel you from this holy place



You can’t invoke power in a holy place when you sin day after day

I think your prayer might have tickled a bit but I’m not quite sure you understand

Just who you are dealing with.

Know this Harlocke, listen well, I have witnessed all I need to see…

It won’t be today

You won’t know the hour


Someday soon, I will come back for you!

When next we meet, your soul will be my meat!

Until then I say goodbye, rest well on your pillow of lies

Listen to the sweet serenade of the clock

Counting down the days till your eternity of pain!

The man in black disappears leaving the priest in silence…

The priest too terrified to speak, listens as those departing words resonate in his mind…

Fear grips him as he knows inside…

The man in black was right…he’d been lying this entire time…

-Sin & Consequence-



Entry 44: They Call Him Insane

Blood! Guts!

It’s all so beautiful

Watching your life drain from your body

It excites me!

What is that I hear?

The cops are coming

No doubt there have been reports of the cries of pain

That resonated from these walls

You, your lifeless body

Why would you give me away?

Really, was it that much pain?

You see, cause to me…

It was pure ecstasy!

The way your flesh split

As surgically I cut into it

Acute precision was my style

You screamed all the while

Alerting passersby

Why oh why

Did you not keep your pain internal?

Maybe let out a quiet shriek

So as not to let everyone know

About our pleasurable time

Now here they come

As though I have committed a crime

When clearly I have set you free

From the prison you called your body!

Alas my ritual is complete

Please don’t say anything

I’m going to leave your body here

Swinging from the meat hook

While I go, before there is too much trouble

I bid you adieu sir

Thank you

Our time together was fun

Sadly I must run!

-They Call Him Insane-



Entry 35: Conversations With A Lost Soul #1: Diane

The air is cold…

Everything is confusing…

Every breath hurts…

Is this Death?

whispers in the wind…

Death is a matter of perception

This place, you can die again

Weary soul, have you sinned?

silence falls and so I speak…

I’ve done nothing

I’m not even sure where here is

I’m not sure what happened

I’m cold and alone

Empty within


This is not the end…

The wind whispers again…

You are here

There is a reason

If not sin

What then?

The voice stops I think quite a lot…

I’m blank

I remember nothing

Is there not a clue

Who are you?

The voice whispers yet again…

Wander these streets

I guarantee

Something will find you

A clue to histories past

A nightmare you wish you didn’t have

So many things you could behold

Here in Black Winter

What bares over your soul

Will soon be known

Who I am is not the question you should be asking…

Who you are and what you have done

In that lies the key, the key to everything

You see, depending on why you are here

That will decide the future you have…

-Conversations With A Lost Soul: Diane-

Entry 34: Things Heard In The Static #2: Jonny I Fonny

Life is a beautiful thing

One should cling onto it for as long as one can

You never know when it will be snuffed out

It could be anything really

Car accident

Bear accident

Homicidal axe wielding maniac

Shot in the nuts and you bleed out

That would be one hell of a story to talk about

Your wife could be a homicidal vixen


Come to think of it

Maybe you are the poor sap who got his manhood removed

She did it didn’t she

Night after night saying she would

Then she finally did

Where was I?

Fuck! I just realized something

There are like a metric FUCKton of ways to die on any given day

I change my stance

I can do that right?

Yes, you, probably staring at your telly petrified by the voice speaking to you.


Life’s fucking evil Ennit?

Don’t grow up kid

Now that I think about it, you are here so you are probably already dead

Can I ask how it happened?

Too soon?

Things Heard In The Static: #2- Jonny I Fonny-