Entry 315: 11

A number

Such a simple thing

Nothing that could hold any sort of malice

Or a similar sort of thing

Well,

If these are your thoughts

YOU ARE QUITE WRONG!!!!

You see,

11 has always been a bad thing

An omen of bad tidings

A guarantee of a bad day

Often of the worst kinds of things!

It was on an 11th

I lost my car in a horrible wreck

You might say,

Well you lived

So it’s not all bad,

Right?

Wrong…

I also lost the love of my life

The poor soul,

Sitting at my side.

The seat belt meant to keep her in

Malfunctioned…

Through the windshield she went

Into the front end of the semi that hit us…

It was on an 11th

I lost the keys to my place

A “kind” soul finding them

Didn’t tell me they’d made a replacement set

Soon after robbing me blind

In the middle of the night!

It was on the 11th I lost my dear ole Mom

The cancer was gone

However,

They missed the tumor in her head

Idiot doctors knew nothing!

I played the lottery once

The only number I didn’t pick

My unlucky one

Which in turn…

Naturally was the one  I missed

Gifting a cool 500 million (after taxes) to a different soul

I wish I’d picked the number then

However,

I know,

I’d probably have been hit by a car

Lost the ticket

Having never won anyways.

Oh, I’m insane you say?!

I’m creating a self fulfilling prophecy I am?!

Well,

I’ll tell you this

Every time it’s 11 or the 11th in any way

God help me if it’s the 11th month

Or

Back in 2011

Where I had pretty shit luck…

Something bad always happens

It is a guarantee…

Call it what you want

I’m simply saying

It always happens to me!

If it were that way for you

Say,

As most people are afraid of,

It was 13…

Now come, come,

Many of you can’t truly say

You aren’t wary of the date

Especially on a Friday!

Here I am…rambling away

The 11th has come again

I talk to y-

*Slip*

*Choked breathing*

C-call…9-1-1

I’ve slipped….

…….

….

..

…And…

…Stabbed myself…

…On my dinner knife…

-11-

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Entry 312: A Most Unusual Horror Musical

Matt:

Oh Jenny

SWEET JENNY!!!!!

I wish you could be mine…

Alas, Ashley will likely make homecoming queen

However,

The popular girl

Is not my hearts desire…

You see, I’ve been watching you

For many days

I totally just realized how creepy that is…

The Homecoming King, I’ll no doubt be in time

If only I could receive

The gift for which my heart

PINES!!!!!

I tell you

I’LL MAKE YOU MINE!!!!!!

But,

Not in the creepy stalker, murder happy WAY!!!!!

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Jenny:

My heart fills with desire

Every single time I see their smiles

The way they look when we finally meet

That beautiful look…

JUST BEFORE I START KILLING THEM!!!!!

I love the way their hearts

Fall apart

The way they beat for a second

Just after I rip them from their chests!

At school they hated me

Or payed me no mind

Little do they realize

When not at college

I lead a much different life!

Hell, sometimes after killing them

I even collect their eyes

*Wink*

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Ashley:

I see the way that slut draws his eye

If she thinks she’s gonna have him

She’s gonna die!

Mark my words

Tonight,

I’ll secure the votes

I’ll be Homecoming Queen

I’ll seduce Matt

He’ll fall so hard

There won’t be any room in his heart

FOR THAT WHORE JENNY!!!!

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Random Guy:

Why is it I hear these people’s thoughts?

Does no one notice them singing, dancing & acting their desires OUT?!

Am I stuck in some weird musical place?

Come to think of it,

I just woke up here the other day!

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Later that night…

Matt:

This is my chance

The night has been great

I’ll make Jenny the perfect date!

I’ve got the guys together

I’ve used my obvious charisma on some of the ladies too

Jenny tonight I’ll be…

STANDING NEXT TO YOU!!!!!!!

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Homecoming Announcer:

TONIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMAN

WE’D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE HOMECOMING KING & QUEEN!!!!!!

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Random Guy:

Wait a sec…do colleges even do this sort of thing?

*Crowd all turns and SHHHhh’s Random Guy*

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Homecoming Announcer:

Now that we’ve put that random guy in his place

It should be noted we don’t need anymore interruptions

FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!!!!!

LADIES & GENTLEMAN YOUR HOMECOMING KING

IS AS EXPECTED!!!!!!

MATTHEW BLAKE!!!!!!!!!

*Crowd Cheers*

NOW A DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!!!

YOUR HOMECOMING QUEEN IS

ASHLEY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

*MATT GASPS*

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MATT:

HOW CAN THIS BE?!!!!!!

WHY WAS IT ASHLEY?!!!!!!!

Do I not have the pull I believe?!

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ASHLEY?!!!!!!!

Sure she’s hot…

…She’s the thing most other women are not!

Every guy sees her as his hearts desire

I just hoped the writer of this script didn’t turn me into

A STEREOTYPICAL POPULAR KID!!!!!

NOW I KNOW THEY DID!!!!!

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BANG!!!

Crowd:

OH MY GOD!!!!

ASHLEY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Narrator:

ASHLEY IS DEAD!

It’s true!

However…

Who killed her?

That is a mystery we will solve soon!

First though,

I must say…

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.- The killer isn’t the obvious!

Have a nice day!

-A Most Unusual Horror Musical-

 

Entry 226: With Her

I can hear the bones crack

I can tell she comes

Night after night

Tormenting me!

I hear the low groan

I feel the dread, the fear

It’s like she calls out

Knowing I’ll be caught

I’ve tried everything to silence her

I’ve tried to shut her up

The problem is…

What can one do

If you’ve already disposed of your victim?

I burned her weeks ago

I got rid of the ashes

Nothing stops her from coming night after night

Torturing my sanity!

Preying upon my mind!

Some nights…

I SWEAR SHE’S STILL ALIVE!

I thought I’d kill her

That’d silence her for sure

However…

Nothing helps

She’s always there

DRIVING ME INSANE!

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I MUST FIND A WAY TO END IT!

I pull open the basement door

I rush down

Hitting the 3rd step

I suddenly slip!

Then…everything goes black

I awake in a dark place

I can hear her laugh

Then I see her face

She looks all too amused

My ex-wife is smiling

No worries honey…

We have an eternity together…

Down here

The thought sinks in

I scream in pain

No hell could be worse than an eternity…

-With Her-

 

 

Entry 177: That Special Time Of Year

So exciting!

This time of year

Do you feel

That holiday cheer?!

I know I do

I’ve wrapped my present wonderfully

Off to visit my family

I arrive

Everyone smiling

The family is so delightful

Oh the things they’ve done

I’ll reward them accordingly

First though

It is time to eat

My family asking

How are you, Emily?

Where is Jack?

I assure them

He was a bit tired

He’d make an appearance soon

Trust me, I smiled

So there we were

Exchanging cheer

Talking of our lives

Smiling from ear to ear!

Mother, please open your gift

I wish to see, if you’re happy with it?

Oh dear daughter

Christmas is less than a week away

I’ll wait till then…

If that is okay?

Mother, I say with a smile

It is okay

No need to be modest today

Go ahead, open it please

Don’t feel bad…

I have a gift for everybody!

They’ll open theirs soon

I just want to start the holiday right

Dearest Mother,

You had me at birth

The least I can do is have you open

Your gift first!

The rest of the family looked at her smiling

Go ahead, they said

Cheering her on

I stood there smiling!

My Mother opened her gift

So slowly she unwrapped it

The moment her eyes saw what was within

I took a snapshot of her face

For memories sake!

She was pale

Looked a bit under the weather

So I spoke in her stead

Dearest Mother

Are you not pleased

I gave the gift to you

That kept giving

I imagine you quite enjoyed it

So I kept it fresh

Sawing it off for you

We all know, how many times

You enjoyed Jacks dick

Inside you!

So I thought it a treat,

I’d saw off his dick, before killing him

Keep it safe, nice and as alive as could be

Then I’d deliver it to you

Make you happy!

As for the meat we are all eating so happily

The special meat I insisted you use for your stew

The one you all can’t stop bragging about…

Well…

That’s Jack too!

There was shock, the family looked afraid

On to Father, I said

I handed him a gift

He took it silently

His face in shock

Probably from fear

I give the best gifts, every year!

Open it I said

He complied

What was inside?

A camcorder, but not just any kind

One with memories

Those he’d like to keep to himself

I pulled a revolver out

Pointed it at his face

Told him to bring everyone to the family room

Then press play

My father did this slowly

He cried, begging me to reconsider

I smiled

Come on Dad, no one likes a quitter!

That’s what you used to tell me

When you’d play with me, late at night

That special game

Just between us

I’d say I didn’t want to

You’d tell me it’s okay

Come on Emily, no one likes a quitter

You’d cheerfully say

Playing the video, all looked on in surprise

My uncle tried to slip away

I shot my Mom in the face

Told my Uncle, to clean the body

Make it go away

Like you did for my Dad

Every time he’d play with me

Go ahead, don’t be shy

I promise you, you’ll get a gift soon too!

Now that I think about it…

Make it 2 you make disappear

Mom and Dad need to be buried together,

This is true!

I shot my dad, right between the eyes

Laughing, before looking at my Uncle too

Come on, you’ve got things to do!

He made haste with disposing of the bodies

I made everyone watch what he did

I even recorded it!

Memories, I said

This will be the last Christmas we all have!

I thought we’d celebrate early

Fill it with holiday cheer!

After the bodies were dropped into the grave

I blew out my Uncles brains

He fell in, I turned to my lovely Aunt

Remember when you’d beat me

The summers I spent at your place?

Those were fond memories…weren’t they?

Open your gift now please, dear Aunt

I haven’t all night, after all

My Aunt trembled

She cried

I assured her, she’d die tonight

So there was no use in crying or tears

It’d be over soon, anyways!

She opened her gift, it was a bat

I asked her to turn toward her daughter

I told her to beat her to death

For being a watcher

Someone who saw, what she did to me

Yet, she didn’t speak the truth

When it was time too!

Gun to her head, I told her do the deed

She simply said

Kill me!

I smiled and said, I’ll spare your daughter

If she beats you death instead…

That is…

Without hesitation her daughter grabbed the bat

I watched as she beat her Mom to death

I laughed!

Isn’t this fun, everyone?!

Christmas holidays should be like this every year!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The deed was done, she pushed her mother in

I’ve done what you asked…

Will you spare me?!

I smiled, pointed the gun at her face

She started to plead

I shot her anyways

Sorry, I lied…like you used to do…all the time!

My dear family…who is left

Oh yes, just grandmother dearest

Are you going to make this difficult for me?

Or are you going to just let me end your suffering?

You’ve lived long enough after all…

80 years too long if you ask me!

You knew of all the secrets within our family

Nothing got by you…

Why didn’t you do anything?

You are very rude!

I know how you used to use my Mom…

Pimping her off, at the highest of costs!

No worries, I’ve got something special for you…

Go ahead…time to open your gift too!

FUCK YOU! I’LL DO NO SUCH THING!

GRANNY DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!

I was hoping that is what you would say…

I brought this knife for that sort of thing.

I delight in the screams you’ll make

No doubt the police, will come running!

I’m going to carve you up, during that time!

When they arrive…I’ll end everything!

So that’s just what I did

I tied her up and cut away at her face

I loved it when her blood

Sprayed all over me!

This went on for 20 minutes at best…

Sadly, the neighbors called someone.

Nosy pricks…

Shame I won’t have time to deal with them!

The police arrived just in time to watch me carve off Granny’s head!

They told me to freeze…

I shot myself in the head instead!

-That Special Time Of Year-