Entry 312: A Most Unusual Horror Musical

Matt:

Oh Jenny

SWEET JENNY!!!!!

I wish you could be mine…

Alas, Ashley will likely make homecoming queen

However,

The popular girl

Is not my hearts desire…

You see, I’ve been watching you

For many days

I totally just realized how creepy that is…

The Homecoming King, I’ll no doubt be in time

If only I could receive

The gift for which my heart

PINES!!!!!

I tell you

I’LL MAKE YOU MINE!!!!!!

But,

Not in the creepy stalker, murder happy WAY!!!!!

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Jenny:

My heart fills with desire

Every single time I see their smiles

The way they look when we finally meet

That beautiful look…

JUST BEFORE I START KILLING THEM!!!!!

I love the way their hearts

Fall apart

The way they beat for a second

Just after I rip them from their chests!

At school they hated me

Or payed me no mind

Little do they realize

When not at college

I lead a much different life!

Hell, sometimes after killing them

I even collect their eyes

*Wink*

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Ashley:

I see the way that slut draws his eye

If she thinks she’s gonna have him

She’s gonna die!

Mark my words

Tonight,

I’ll secure the votes

I’ll be Homecoming Queen

I’ll seduce Matt

He’ll fall so hard

There won’t be any room in his heart

FOR THAT WHORE JENNY!!!!

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Random Guy:

Why is it I hear these people’s thoughts?

Does no one notice them singing, dancing & acting their desires OUT?!

Am I stuck in some weird musical place?

Come to think of it,

I just woke up here the other day!

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Later that night…

Matt:

This is my chance

The night has been great

I’ll make Jenny the perfect date!

I’ve got the guys together

I’ve used my obvious charisma on some of the ladies too

Jenny tonight I’ll be…

STANDING NEXT TO YOU!!!!!!!

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Homecoming Announcer:

TONIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMAN

WE’D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE HOMECOMING KING & QUEEN!!!!!!

_______________________________________________

Random Guy:

Wait a sec…do colleges even do this sort of thing?

*Crowd all turns and SHHHhh’s Random Guy*

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Homecoming Announcer:

Now that we’ve put that random guy in his place

It should be noted we don’t need anymore interruptions

FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!!!!!

LADIES & GENTLEMAN YOUR HOMECOMING KING

IS AS EXPECTED!!!!!!

MATTHEW BLAKE!!!!!!!!!

*Crowd Cheers*

NOW A DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!!!

YOUR HOMECOMING QUEEN IS

ASHLEY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

*MATT GASPS*

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MATT:

HOW CAN THIS BE?!!!!!!

WHY WAS IT ASHLEY?!!!!!!!

Do I not have the pull I believe?!

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ASHLEY?!!!!!!!

Sure she’s hot…

…She’s the thing most other women are not!

Every guy sees her as his hearts desire

I just hoped the writer of this script didn’t turn me into

A STEREOTYPICAL POPULAR KID!!!!!

NOW I KNOW THEY DID!!!!!

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BANG!!!

Crowd:

OH MY GOD!!!!

ASHLEY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Narrator:

ASHLEY IS DEAD!

It’s true!

However…

Who killed her?

That is a mystery we will solve soon!

First though,

I must say…

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.- The killer isn’t the obvious!

Have a nice day!

-A Most Unusual Horror Musical-

 

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