Matt:
Oh Jenny
SWEET JENNY!!!!!
I wish you could be mine…
Alas, Ashley will likely make homecoming queen
However,
The popular girl
Is not my hearts desire…
You see, I’ve been watching you
For many days
I totally just realized how creepy that is…
The Homecoming King, I’ll no doubt be in time
If only I could receive
The gift for which my heart
PINES!!!!!
I tell you
I’LL MAKE YOU MINE!!!!!!
But,
Not in the creepy stalker, murder happy WAY!!!!!
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Jenny:
My heart fills with desire
Every single time I see their smiles
The way they look when we finally meet
That beautiful look…
JUST BEFORE I START KILLING THEM!!!!!
I love the way their hearts
Fall apart
The way they beat for a second
Just after I rip them from their chests!
At school they hated me
Or payed me no mind
Little do they realize
When not at college
I lead a much different life!
Hell, sometimes after killing them
I even collect their eyes
*Wink*
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Ashley:
I see the way that slut draws his eye
If she thinks she’s gonna have him
She’s gonna die!
Mark my words
Tonight,
I’ll secure the votes
I’ll be Homecoming Queen
I’ll seduce Matt
He’ll fall so hard
There won’t be any room in his heart
…
FOR THAT WHORE JENNY!!!!
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Random Guy:
Why is it I hear these people’s thoughts?
Does no one notice them singing, dancing & acting their desires OUT?!
Am I stuck in some weird musical place?
Come to think of it,
I just woke up here the other day!
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Later that night…
Matt:
This is my chance
The night has been great
I’ll make Jenny the perfect date!
I’ve got the guys together
I’ve used my obvious charisma on some of the ladies too
Jenny tonight I’ll be…
STANDING NEXT TO YOU!!!!!!!
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Homecoming Announcer:
TONIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMAN
WE’D LIKE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE HOMECOMING KING & QUEEN!!!!!!
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Random Guy:
Wait a sec…do colleges even do this sort of thing?
*Crowd all turns and SHHHhh’s Random Guy*
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Homecoming Announcer:
Now that we’ve put that random guy in his place
It should be noted we don’t need anymore interruptions
FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!!!!!
LADIES & GENTLEMAN YOUR HOMECOMING KING
IS AS EXPECTED!!!!!!
MATTHEW BLAKE!!!!!!!!!
*Crowd Cheers*
NOW A DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!!!
YOUR HOMECOMING QUEEN IS
ASHLEY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
*MATT GASPS*
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MATT:
HOW CAN THIS BE?!!!!!!
WHY WAS IT ASHLEY?!!!!!!!
Do I not have the pull I believe?!
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ASHLEY?!!!!!!!
Sure she’s hot…
…She’s the thing most other women are not!
Every guy sees her as his hearts desire
I just hoped the writer of this script didn’t turn me into
A STEREOTYPICAL POPULAR KID!!!!!
NOW I KNOW THEY DID!!!!!
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BANG!!!
Crowd:
OH MY GOD!!!!
ASHLEY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Narrator:
ASHLEY IS DEAD!
It’s true!
However…
Who killed her?
That is a mystery we will solve soon!
First though,
I must say…
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.- The killer isn’t the obvious!
Have a nice day!
-A Most Unusual Horror Musical-
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