We all love
Our big TV
It tells us what to do
It tells us how to be
It tells us everything we need…
The news giving us updates on all the deaths
Our favorite television shows show us
Life is hilarious!
Our favorite channel though is one hidden away
We turn it on when we really want to play
It plays static at first
Or that’s what it wants you to believe
Next thing you know,
You’re killing little Billy!
It told me how to dispose of the neighbors cat
Down the garbage disposal with you
That was the end of that!
My sister Cindy had an issue with her ex
The TV told her to incinerate him!
No more beatings from that prick!
So what else can you learn besides disposal
& the delicate way in which to build a flame thrower to fry your ex?
You can learn how to build a bomb
50 ways to get rid of trash (of the human variety)
You can even learn the best way to decapitate someone with an axe!
So what are you waiting for?
Get your family together!
Spend some quality time
Enjoying the fine things you can only find on…