Got no place to be?
Perhaps you’re depressed?
Maybe, no one loves you?
Or you’ve lost everyone you’ve loved?
Well, perhaps joining our family will help you get on your way
Maybe, it will be just the distraction you need
If escape sounds good to you
Come find Grimley’s Dance Troupe
We are in The Black Hall
You need only sign a waiver
No experience required
You’ll have plenty of time to learn
The cost you ask?
Your eternity
No secrets
No fine print
Just honest to God dedication from you
So if you feel misplaced or all alone
Just pick up the phone
Dial 784-2433
You’ll be notified of the password
Then, simply follow the simple instructions given to you
We assure you
You’ll be dancing in no time
Grimley’s Dance Troupe
Dance so good
You’ll never want to leave!
-Things Heard In The Static #5: Swan Song-