MEATS! MEATS! CARNIVEROUS TREATS!
Come one, come all and taste my sweet delicacies!
I’m back in Black Winter once again
Ready to give you the best meat you can eat!
I assure you I can not be beat!
I HAVE THE TASTIEST MEATS YOU COULD EVER HAVE!
Also, you could not say no to my GLORIOUS MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!
Voted best mustache every year since 1992
I come before you now as I do every year
To celebrate Fall and Winter here in the darkest town of all!
My favorite place to sell, come citizens of Black Winter
See what I have to sell
I assure you there is a meat for all…unless you are the scariest beast of all!
A NON MEAT EATER!
How can you live with yourselves?!
Oh Timmy, one of my favorite customers
Let me see, I have something special for you
Ah, here we are…the meat you sent me
It is complete to your requirements
Also it’s half off this time kid because
HA!! THAT’S YOUR DEAD OLDER SISTER YOU’RE EATING!
Glad you’re enjoying that you demented soul
What’s that you say, you are giving me your living, breathing…babysitter
That’s way more than I asked for…
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?!
*Muffled screams and struggling*
LOOKS LIKE I’M GIVING FREE SAMPLES AND A LIVE DEMONSTRATION!
BABYSITTERS ON THE MENU COURTESY OF THE CANNIBAL KID!
*Crowd clamors and cheers! They all begin to sling along*
MEATS! MEATS! CARNIVEROUS TREATS!
MEAT KEEPER GIVE ME SOMETHING DELICIOUS TO EAT!
First my friends you gut her and watch the blood spread
Make sure not to lose too much and to have a bucket ready
It can be used for drinking and seasoning
Whatever you are feeling that day
Also if you have excess meat as is the case with this pretty dead face!
Thank you, I’m here till Spring,
Anyways notice how she has plenty of extra meat in her ass and breasts
Provided everything is real like in this case, cut and store for later if you need too
A deep freeze will usually do until you’ve made room in your stomach for more
Truly it’s a beautiful art, you can even use the heart!
Hell if you want, you can keep some meat on the ribs
Or you can use the ribs as a trophy if your into that sort of thing
I don’t judge if you know what I mean
FREE SAMPLES FOR EVERYBODY!
DO YOU PREFER YOUR MEAT RAW OR COOKED?!
I HAVE BABYSITTER MEAT FOR EVERYBODY!
Do you prefer a meat sandwich with tons of meat
Or simply strips of flesh
Perhaps you prefer your meat a little more fresh?
*Pulls back curtain to reveal living humans bound and gagged*
As you can see, I have plenty to eat that still live if that’s what you need.
Don’t mind their muffled screams, I’ve got something else as well
Would you prefer severed heads?
I hear if you use the eye juices, it goes perfect on deviled eggs!
Maybe you hate men and want to promote your feminist agenda?
Well I can sell you fresh cock!
I could you sell you the whole man if you prefer to chop it off while he lives
Maybe as a demonstration perhaps?
That’d really wow your convention!
Regardless, even if you just like the taste of this type of meat
I have a special seasoning that even after severed will keep it fresh and juicy!
I never judge and I’ll even give it at a special deal of 2 for 1!
“I’ll PAY FOR 30!”
Yes ma’am! I’ll even let you have the whole body for that price!
Would anyone like a heart or two?
There is plenty of that to go around too!
I have legs, I have tongues, I have any type of meat you could ever want!
For the right price you’ll see
I have just what you need!
It’s all at my booth
Just ask for Mortimer of MEATS! MEATS! CARNIVEROUS TREATS!
Get this meat while you can
I’m only here till Spring Black Winter!
*Line forms and people continue to sing
-MEATS! MEATS! CARNIVEROUS TREATS!-