Haunting at night you would give most a fright
Silently wandering the halls
Often chilling to the bone
Happy to witness it is for me
Your eternal suffering
You show me, playing on a loop
The horrible agony you endured
I’ve seen murders, I’ve seen pain
I’ve seen suicides a plenty
You would think I would be mad like all the rest
However, I find this endlessly entrancing
Morbid though it may be
This old man has had his curiosity peaked
Perhaps I’ve seen plenty of tragedy in my time
Maybe I really am insane inside
Still, I just saw a woman get butchered by an axe
The spectral being carrying the weapon said you’ll be next
I told it you can’t threaten death to the already dying
Explaining how soon the cancer would take me as it has all of you
The cancer is the reason I murdered and drove to suicide
Those of you who tried to stay and take care of me
Don’t you see, you all needed to feel my suffering!
It’s why I took an axe to old Betty
Why I drove Samantha insane, with my mad ravings
She thought this place haunted for sure
I took advantage of that, ending her with quite the theatrical display
Eventually leaving her to the inevitable end of that noose
Still, that didn’t suffice me enough to make me feel alive
I ripped Gary in two with a chainsaw, was it as fun for him as it was for me?
Who knows, maybe you should ask his dead spirit!
Go ahead, I’ll wait…
Oh sure, now he won’t speak
I’ll be honest I only killed him to make him shut up!
Then came Beth, she was truly turned on by the idea of death
She also really loved to spread her legs
Shame she had to die, I wanted to keep her on
Dare I say, I might have been in love?
Sadly she met her untimely end
Having accidentally wandered into a trap I set up for someone else
I forgot I’d rigged the light to activate the axe which would be her doom
Decapitated her it did, but at least I can still have fun with the head
Every now and again…
There were many others to be sure, but they’ll find them soon enough
Soon I’ll be another piece of the history of this mad place
By the time I’m gone, the world will realize what I have done
Down in the darkest parts of the basement walls of these halls
It is there you will find the bodies of all those I’ve killed
So kill me already cancer, will you?
-Cancer Kills All-