*Warped Carnival music plays*
Hey kids! Do you want to have some fun?!
Perhaps you want to do things your parents won’t let you?
If this is true, and we know it is
Then come on down to The Carnival Of Fun!
How do you get there you say?
Oh I’m so glad you asked!
There are multiple ways!
Step 1: Go into your parents room while they sleep
Step 2: Make them sleep eternally!
Don’t know how to do this you say?
It’s easy! You can smother them
You can slice them up! (A personal favorite of mine)
You can kill them in any way you please!
This way they will never say no again.
Doing this will earn you a ticket for each kid in the family
To come to The Carnival Of Fun!
Little Suzie doesn’t want to go?
That’s okay, kill her too!
Need help with all this, no worries
Look into a mirror and put on your biggest smile!
Do this and I’ll be there in no time flat!
Smiles loves to have fun too!
Want to have more fun?
Do your parents happen to have a loaded gun?
No worries, if they do we will incorporate that into the fun too!
Oh and if your hot babysitter is watching you, we will bring her as well.
Leave her alive, Smiles will deal with her in time
For her, I have a special game in mind!
What will a ticket to The Carnvial Of Fun get you besides admittance you ask?
Well for starters there will be endless games to play!
Games like Guess Who Will Hang? (Sometimes it is all of them)
Who to set ablaze?
What happens next?
Smiles Game Of Mystery (This one comes with a history lesson too!)
Also lest I forget there is all the candy you could ever want to eat!
Not enough for you, you say?
No worries, there is every toy you could ever imagine or want
Other kids to have fun with (or slay)
Angry at that old teacher, no worries, we can kill them too!
Oh you prefer torture, well we will be sure to see that through!
Then when you are done, we can sew them back together to show everyone!
Did I mention there is more candy too?!
Maybe you have a kinder heart?
We have a place for you too! (In the torture chamber for surgery!)
No matter what you imagine we can make it come true
Smiles can give you all the fun you could ever have!
No parents, No bedtime, All Fun!
You’ll never want to leave
This I guarantee!
*Souls may be property of Smiles eternally*
-The Carnival Of Fun!-