Life is a beautiful thing
One should cling onto it for as long as one can
You never know when it will be snuffed out
It could be anything really
Homicidal axe wielding maniac
Shot in the nuts and you bleed out
That would be one hell of a story to talk about
Your wife could be a homicidal vixen
Come to think of it
Maybe you are the poor sap who got his manhood removed
She did it didn’t she
Night after night saying she would
Then she finally did
Where was I?
Fuck! I just realized something
There are like a metric FUCKton of ways to die on any given day
I change my stance
I can do that right?
Yes, you, probably staring at your telly petrified by the voice speaking to you.
Life’s fucking evil Ennit?
Don’t grow up kid
Now that I think about it, you are here so you are probably already dead
Can I ask how it happened?
–Things Heard In The Static: #2- Jonny I Fonny-