Entry 31: The Ice Cream Man

<Cheerful tune plays as a voice crackles over a loudspeaker singing>

I scream, you scream

We all scream for Ice Cream!

Step right up to my truck

I hear your playful cheers

Come one come all

I’ll take you to a paradise

I promise you won’t ask about your parents even twice!

I scream, you scream

We all scream for Ice Cream!

<Cheerful tune warps into twisted laughter>

I scream, you scream

We all scream for Ice Cream!

Come one come all

I’ll take you all away

To a place where you won’t live to experience

Adulthood pain

Come with me if you please

To a cheerful grave!!!!!!!

<Screams ring out as warped ice cream music plays>

-The Ice Cream Man-

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