Where am I?
What is this place?
Why can’t I remember much of anything?
She sits there, beauty on her face
I can’t wait, till I can…
RIP OFF HER FACE!
I’ve been here many a night, in this endless twilight
I don’t quite understand who I am
She has no clue the plans I have for her
Better watch out, little innocent lamb
You’re in Black Winter now…
Let the game begin!
I feel something
Stirring within me
It draws me east
Something inside, says I should go!
Yes, little lamb go east
I can’t wait!
Soon you’ll find my manor waiting for you
My lovely torture maze waiting…
SO I CAN COLLECT MY NEXT FACE!
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It seems like it’s been an eternity
I know not how long it really has been
I see black snow falling down on me
It is cold outside
Oh look a house, oh my what a size!
I could live in a place like this, I wonder if there would be help inside?
It’s been a few days
I’ve been patiently waiting for you my beauty
PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THIS BEAST!
I’ll just push a tiny button and she’ll be let in
Now the real fun can begin!
I knocked at the door and to my surprise it opened before me
I however saw no one inside
Still, I will search nonetheless
There has to be help somewhere in this abyss!
Wait, what is that sound?
Could it be, the help I need?
I think I will go this way, wait…
WHY DID THAT WALL SHUT BEHIND ME?!
I’m going to let her wander a little more
To the workshop, so I can grab a chainsaw
TIME TO DISSECT THIS WHORE!
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Something isn’t right, I feel I’ve been here several nights
I’m feeling quite haunted and there are disturbing sounds
The walls are constantly shifting
IS THERE ANY WAY OUT?!
VROOM!
Wait what is that sound?
I come for you, my dear beauty!
Who comes for me?!
I’ve waited enough time
I’ve been trapped for what seems all of time!
TONIGHT YOU MEET YOUR FATE! I’LL COLLECT YOUR FACE!
Tonight I will find a way to escape this horrid maze!
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Wait just a moment, I have been running every way.
Right behind me is a madman wielding a chainsaw and wearing someone else’s face!
I’LL SLAY YOU! I’LL RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES!
IT’LL BE PERFECT PARADISE!
Oh look a door, I’ll continue to run, surely, there must be something I can use
To avoid this horrible fate! Oh wait, what is this room? Why are there so many bodies?!
What is this wall?
Why are so many faces staring back at me?!
I’m coming for you! Soon I’ll cut you in two!
I’ll add you to my beautiful collection!
Oh look an axe, I think I’ll grab! No use just dying here!
Now that I think about it, I could really use this place.
Instead of being his next victim, I think I’ll plant this axe in his face!
HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS FUCKING WITH!
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I open the door, oh beauty where are you?
I lie in wait, he’ll die tonight, oh what a delight!
What is that sound?
Is that you?
Where the fuck has she gone too?!
I come from behind and swing the axe, now it has cut open the left side of his face!
FUCKING BITCH! I’LL KILL YOU DEAD! TIME I FINISH THIS!
Oh shit! He spun around, I wasn’t expecting him to be so fast!
Now the teeth of the chainsaw have dug into my face!
But wait, he hasn’t gone all the way in!
I pull away, let out a scream, something dark has awakened within me!
Time to die! I’ll finish you off. All it will take is one more hit to your face!
Wait what is this? That scream, it is haunting. It sounds like you’re MAD!
AWW FUCK DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY HAND?!
It looks like you should have been paying more attention!
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I’ve lost my saw, now I roam the halls, I don’t remember my way out of this maze!
I’m coming for you, you better run, oh the things I’m going to do to you!
This isn’t supposed to be how it ends, although I do love the irony!
Just need to buy a little more time
I’LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!
Wait, where was this wall, I don’t remember it before?
HEY!
I turn around an-
THEN YOU TAKE MY AXE TO YOUR FACE!
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I lay here dying…finally to be set free…
LOOK! YOU GOT SO MUCH OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLOOD ALL OVER ME!
All this time, you would have been victim #201
H..H-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
There it is, that familiar madness is setting in.
I strongly believe you will be more insane than me!
Likely, your victim count will reach eternally.
You see, that is the secret of this place.
Finally I’ve found someone to take my place.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The place is cursed to make whoever lives here drown in madness and insanity!
FINALLY I’LL BE FREE!
Now that beauty has become the beast!
I think I’m going to like this place, like I love my new beautifully scarred face!
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-The Mad Manor-